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...well I thought it was funny...
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...i gotta do somthing with my life.....
workin in a hotel, i get about $500 every other week after i get raped by taxes
Speaking of which! i had to shell out $60 yesterday to get some beer bellied "Locksmith" to get my keys outta my car...FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!.... i need to get a spare key.... (ill prolly lose that too though)... $60=Rape...Rape=Bad....well.....($60>R ape)=Bad Rape....
This Had me Laughing for Hours!!!! (its funny cuz its true!)

yep, just to fill this baby out, im going to post a b-log
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i like tankmen, its freakin sweet, but i have a slow ass computer
i have an asian fam, so they're not going to let me leave for college, that sucks, but im still goin to try, i want to live in a dorm and have college parties and college sex (with my girlfriend of course) and just pretty much do American Pie shit. oh teh sw33tne55. but my controlling parents are making me run a fucking gauntlet wanting me to join the airforce and sh!+, i dont have any personal beef wit teh force, but its just not for me yknoe? but any ways, im still going to try the civilian college thing, wh!sh meh luck!
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